i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Randomize
