This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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