This is not my ceiling
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
Randomize
