I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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