all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
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