you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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