You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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