I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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