FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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