You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
My sheets look like a crime scene.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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