Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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