I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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