I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
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