he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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