i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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