Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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