haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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