What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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