Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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