Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
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