BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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