But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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