If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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