It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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