i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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