But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
What did we do last night that was yellow?
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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