Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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