i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
smell my finger.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Someone shattered a urinal.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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