i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
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