Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
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