i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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