So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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