Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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