hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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