New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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