10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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