Whoa Z and x make the same sound
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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