how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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