Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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