just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
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