Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
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