# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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