Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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