And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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