Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Randomize
