he wants to bone in the snuggie
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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