As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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