what if I'm pregnant?
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she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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