Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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