And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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